STONKS

2024

Acrylic, Oil, Spray Paint, Krink Pen on canvas 

30 x 40

$5000

This piece is a chaotic celebration of wealth, wit, and the kind of unhinged glee that only comes from opening your portfolio and seeing green arrows-and maybe a slice of pepperoni pizza on the side.

“Stonks” is a tribute to the lovable degenerates of my inner circle: the high-net-worth maniacs who don’t just play the market

—they party with it. The kind of guys who ride volatility like a surfboard and still show up with expensive tequila, loud laughs, and zero apologies.

The central figure is an electric mess-one half joy, one half madness. His face is fractured in color, like someone who’s been staring at too many charts and crypto apps, running on dopamine, pizza grease, and passive income. There’s a little Wolf of Wall Street energy here, sure, but it’s not slimy-it’s self-aware. Less Belfort more… stoned, blessed, and bullish.

Blue arrows spike across the canvas like stock charts on steroids. Green blocks fall like cash. And the crown jewel? A giant slice of pizza perched like a profit halo above it all.

It’s satire. It’s celebration. It’s a nod to the absurdity of money culture-but painted by someone who’s in on the joke. Im not mocking success. Im just dressing it in neon and giving it a greasy smile. My degenerate friends helped me along the way and I bought ETH at $190 back then.. check the charts now.. 

This painting screams:

“Get rich, eat good, laugh harder.” Because stonks only go up, baby.