Pocket Pussy Impressionism

“Blurry Night”

2022

Acrylic, Spray Paint, Krink Pen, Pocket Pussy, on Canvas 

48 x 60

$8500

“Moaning Lisa”

2022

Acrylic, Spray Paint, Krink Pen, Pocket Pussy, on Canvas 

36 x 48

$6500

“Pocket Pussies in Monets Garden, Giverny France “

2022

Acrylic, Spray Paint, Krink Pen, Pocket Pussy, on Canvas 

36 x 48

$7500

Pocket Pussy Not for Sale 

What began as a commission from a client in a jaw-droppingly lavish Los Angeles mansion spiraled into one of the most absurd, poetic, and rebellious experiments of my career. After delivering three paintings to his place while he was out of town, he thanked me with a “sample box” of his business products—which turned out to be an army of sex toys, enhancement pills, and ten pristine pocket pussies.

Confused, amused, and slightly disturbed, I told my friend the story when he flew into town to visit me in LA. His stoned brilliance birthed the idea: “Bro… you should use one as a paintbrush.”

And so, under a cloud of weed smoke and a haze of vodka, we did exactly that.

This series is the bastard child of fine art and fuckery—literal impressions made by dipping pocket pussies in piles of acrylic paint and slapping them onto the canvas. As a tribute to the greats, I reimagined some of their most iconic works using nothing but sex toys: Van Gogh’s Starry Night, Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa, and Monet’s Water Lilies.

This room isn’t just art. It’s satire. It’s sacrilege. It’s a reminder that sometimes the tools of creation can come from the most unexpected (and uncomfortable) places. Duct-taped to the wall, the original paintbrush—a used pocket pussy—sits as both relic and punchline. Disclaimer: I only used it for art 

Because if art doesn’t make you laugh, gasp, or question everything… what’s the point?